Those are our own personal miracles. We all dream, we have dreams… Some weird character on our brain takes over…
And people interpret them… you always have bonkers dreams:
“I’m walking down the road, and a man comes up to me, covered in jam, and he sings ‘Oh, I am a man… hippo…’ And he brings me spoons, and his buttocks explode, and his brother drives a small snail towards me, very slowly...
What does it mean?”
And their interpretation is always very ordinary:
“Oh, it means you didn’t get on with your Father when you were a child...”
“Why doesn’t it say that in my dream, then? What’s all the bloody snail thing?”
You never have a straight dream, do you?
You never say, “I’m walking on the road, I go into a shop and buy a Mars bar.”
Cause that kind of dream will probably mean:
“Ah, this means that you’re from Mars, and your ears are made out of jam, and your brother lives in Kent, and his buttocks explode to the size of a balloon.”
“That’s very true!”
- Eddie Izzard "Glorious" -
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Hihihi :) Genial fyr.
Har du alle EI-dvdene?
Nei, faktisk har jeg bare to: Glorious og Dress to Kill, og de snublet jeg tilfeldigvis over i g�r p� en platesjappe som hadde to for 250,- tilbud p� dvd'er.
S� da har man i grunnen planene klare for kvelden. :o)
Jeg har visst seks, jeg... ;)
I'll get there, I'll get there... :oP
*stikke fingrene i �rene*
No, no, no!
Lala LALALALALALALA! :oP
Jeg tror han faller innunder en slik kategori at man enter digger ham, eller synes han er ubegripelig tåpelig.
Your call. :o)
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